Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
husband:tumhe galatfehmi hui h.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!
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Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of rings:
* the engagement ring
* the wedding ring
* the suffe-ring
* the endu-ring
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